Pimpin IS Easy

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Today’s topic was received as a forward from a friend who is in the loop with Ronald Grey, The Photographer. Ronald is a Philadelphia native who was drawn to the arts at an early age. In the Spring of 2002, Ronald joined Omega Psi Phi Fraternity Incorporated and attended Cheyney University of Pennsylvania.

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“A Pimp is happy when his whores giggle. He knows they are still asleep…all whores have one thing in common just like the chumps humping for the white boss. It thrills em’ when the pimp makes mistakes. They watch and wait for his downfall. A pimp is the loneliest bastard on Earth. He’s gotta know his whores. He can’t let them know him. He’s gotta be God all the way.”

That was a quote from a Pimp named Iceberg Slim. I recited it to a female friend of mine yesterday, and listened in awe as she became enraged at my witticisms. She called to ask for relationship advice, but instead I gave her advice on Pimping. She didn’t get it at first, but I soon broke down the psychology of pimping and exposed how easily women are manipulated and how men today use mind control to get what they want; just like the pimps who simply exploited mental flaws to control women while generating a profit. As a new year’s resolution, I vowed to stop allowing people to come to me for relationship advice-which I call the “Dr. Phil” Effect- which is when a friend of mine, male or female, seems to have trouble with the opposite sex and comes to me to wondering, “what they should do.” They say that they appreciate my advice because it’s unbiased and brutally honest, however very few really listen to it. In the end I end up giving more advice to get them out of a more fucked up situation because they didn’t listen to the advice I gave them in the beginning. A good friend of mine named Felecia always used to say, “You take the guesswork out of relationships by asking questions.” But…what do women do when they don’t know the right questions to ask? What are the things that keep sistas from finding a good man?

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